Over the last few weeks I have had a few occasions to spend time with families with small children. During these visits I have noticed a disturbing trend among Infant-Americans. It seems whenever these "babies" are held by women they feel fully within their rights to grope about the breasts of their caretaker with blatant disregard for the feelings of the victim being groped or the sensibilities of others in the room. Something must be done about this, and it needs to be done soon. This is a slippery slope. Today finds us with a few isolated incidents that local authorities can handle fairly efficiently. But this menace, left unchecked, will undoubtedly lead to hordes of infants gang-groping whomever has the misfortune to step in their paths.
The thing I find most disturbing is the total media blackout of the crisis. Turn on any TV or newspaper and you will find you are bombarded by portrayals of these domestic terrorists that are nearly completely drawn in a favorable light. And not one single presidential hopeful has addressed this issue.
I urge you to help spread the word and bring light to this serious concern facing our civil rights as Post-Infant-Americans before it is too late.