Well, I just learned something new. Guess you CAN teach old dawgs new tricks.
If I know anything about women, and I'd think we all agree that I do, motorboating is not only the true way to a woman's heart, but it's also the way to keeping it. So if you want your marriage to last, motorboat away!
I want to rock and roll all night...and part of everyday
Haha. So my vows should include, "to love and to cherish, to honor and to motorboat... for as long as we both shall live."
There is solid life advice on this board![]()
Daddy cried when he saw my tatoo,
Said he loves me anyway.
My brother got the brains of the family,
So I thought I'd learn to sing.
In the Mighty Ducks movies there is a saying that goes, "It's not worth winning if you can't win big!" The revised saying should be, "It's not worth motorboating if you can't motorboat big!"
easy........ my little sister reads these boards!!
although if theres anyone I want her learning these things from it's you guys!
No matter what they say I've done, I ain't never had too much fun!
Hahaha. I love you guys. Is it too soon to say that?
Size matters in both cases BUT it's not the end all. As cliche as it is, personality takes you anywhere you wanna go in life.
Daddy cried when he saw my tatoo,
Said he loves me anyway.
My brother got the brains of the family,
So I thought I'd learn to sing.