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    Quote Originally Posted by keebzie View Post
    In that case...

    This is in thing. In theory, I would be more comfortable with the image of a female naked body, but not more turned on. I will say, we have more curves going on, so... that's appealing. But given the content of choosing one over the other, I'd naturally be more curious about seeing the male. I see the female everyday in the mirror. Old news.

    this is why threesomes are necessary. the two women are comfortable with seeing each other naked, why they get turned on by the guy. win-win situation.

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    From Seinfeld:

    Elaine: "Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a
    man."
    George: "Why not? It's a good look for a woman."
    Elaine: "Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is
    utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."
    Jerry: "So you don't think it's attractive?"
    Elaine: "It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian."
    George: "Well, some women like it."
    Elaine: "Hmm. Sickies."

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    hahaha. very good citation. thought, obviously most women like it at some point or else we'd all be lesbians. i mean if we're talking about genitals... neither one is aesthetically beautiful. They are both designed to function, which is another type of pleasure entirely.

    Also what about historical art? Hasn't their been almost as many significant naked pieces made of males as it has of females? And thats with most of the legendary artists being men! They could see the beauty in their bodies. Or they were homosexual. Either way, I'll side with them
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    Opening a pickle jar is bad naked.
    I want to rock and roll all night...and part of everyday

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    Quote Originally Posted by steveone View Post
    this is why threesomes are necessary. the two women are comfortable with seeing each other naked, why they get turned on by the guy. win-win situation.
    not the for the women who have to share the man! it's a lose-lose-win from my perspective haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by keebzie View Post
    Also what about historical art? Hasn't their been almost as many significant naked pieces made of males as it has of females? And thats with most of the legendary artists being men! They could see the beauty in their bodies. Or they were homosexual. Either way, I'll side with them
    Back prior to the 1800's, women were viewed to be inferior to men. I feel that is the reason you have a lot of male statues and such. Back then people weren't fond of the idea of immortalizing a women, unless she was a queen or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unclefeiny View Post
    Opening a pickle jar is bad naked.
    So is frying bacon, according to J. Although he never learns his lesson apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevgirl357 View Post
    So is frying bacon, according to J. Although he never learns his lesson apparently.
    HAHA that would hurt for sure..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPKemo View Post
    Back prior to the 1800's, women were viewed to be inferior to men. I feel that is the reason you have a lot of male statues and such. Back then people weren't fond of the idea of immortalizing a women, unless she was a queen or something.
    Yes but why paint or sculpt them naked? Unless they were suggesting the male form was beautiful that way?


    If you're cooking or opening anything naked, you're taking a chance Does sound more exciting than the normal way.
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    Hey, does motorboating count?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raquellita View Post
    Hey, does motorboating count?
    Why not!!

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    As a dangerous naked activity? I dunno. You're surrounded by cushioning, depending on the gal. I'd say it's a 5 in overall difficulty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keebzie View Post
    As a dangerous naked activity? I dunno. You're surrounded by cushioning, depending on the gal. I'd say it's a 5 in overall difficulty.
    What if shes a big girl laying on top of you and your motor boating.. Could be very hazardous activity

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuvMyPBR View Post
    What if shes a big girl laying on top of you and your motor boating.. Could be very hazardous activity
    Possible suffocation

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPKemo View Post
    Possible suffocation
    Yet very VERY soft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raquellita View Post
    Yet very VERY soft
    Is this considered "Pillow Talk"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPKemo View Post
    Is this considered "Pillow Talk"?
    A special form of it, yes

    I think fake teetahs would be more hazardous than big real ones. Not enough give.
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    Dying. This conversation is too awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keebzie View Post
    A special form of it, yes

    I think fake teetahs would be more hazardous than big real ones. Not enough give.
    Motorboating is the only way to tell if a girls has real ones or fake. I don't care what they tell me, I still need to motorboat them to know for sure.

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    Hey hey now arent you married? ^^^

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