Who out there is realistically looking to hook up and hang out?! I know there are a lot of you bozos out there.
Find the man of your dreams
Find the woman of your dreams
Settle for whoever is left over at the end of a drunken night
Start letting everyone know you're single
Randomly hit on everyone until someone finally says yes
Find a nearby farm animal
Find a fat chick
Find a douche-bag dude
Any and all of the above as long as someone gets it in!
Go home alone and unsatisfied
Who out there is realistically looking to hook up and hang out?! I know there are a lot of you bozos out there.