I'm throwing a concert, uh, I mean "festival" in my back yard this weekend....Line up includes everybody who's ever had a Top 20 hit on the Billboard charts....tickets are available at my website
www.youreasucker.com and are only $500 each CASH ONLY.....oh and you can't bring anything into the venue, that's ANYTHING.....chairs, blankets, umbrellas, water, soda, alcohol, clothes, etc.....all women will be given cavity searches and all men will be fondled by a large, sexually ambiguous baboon named Pat....Line-up subject to change, but that's okay because it's a "festival".....