No matter what they say I've done, I ain't never had too much fun!
The start of football season reminds me that Hockey season is so close but yet seems so far!!
My Bumper sticker reads ~ Drink 'til he's cute ~ That's what I'm gonna do ~ Ain't got no serious thing ~ Don't wear a diamond ring ~ I'm just a summer girl!!!
Is it April yet???
Yes Yes Yes it is April now!!!!
Ice-T shared this on twitter on the anniversary of Pac's death a few days ago. It's not country, but it's hysterically funny. Thought the SC Fam would enjoy.
I have no idea when they did this. But it's awesome.
For those of you that don't have Twitter, or don't follow Blake Shelton, you're missing out:
Lust Lessons...by Blake Shelton - If ur girl likes to be grabbed by the ass and called a filthy whore at night. Try it n public. Now that's hot!
Lust Lessons...by Blake Shelton - Guys, even though it may be true, "I'll grow if you'll show" isn't really the best pick-up line...
Lust Lessons...by Blake Shelton - No matter what. Never EVER suggest a three way to your girlfriend that includes her sister...
Lust Lessons...by Blake Shelton - In a moment of passion refering to a girls boobs as "long" doesn't really go over that well.
Lust Lesson's...by Blake Shelton - Girls, testicles are fragile so never get too rough. Just picture smashing a dog tick or ketchup packet!!
Lust Lesson's...by Blake Shelton - Never EVER confuse "fun bags" for "punching bags"!!!
Lust Lesson's...by Blake Shelton - Never EVER approach a girl by saying "Hey baby.. Need a ride?" while pointing at your own face..
Lust Lesson's...by Blake Shelton - Guy's, planning on exposing yourself for any reason? A wasp sting to the genitalia may be a good idea..
Lust Lesson's...by Blake Shelton - When buying your girl something sexy to wear, although handy, a nursing bra may not be a good idea....
Lust Lesson's...by Blake Shelton - I don't recommend giving someone you care about "the shocker".... What if they're not shocked?
Lust Lesson's...by Blake Shelton - This is always fun. Handcuff your partner to the bed... Then go have sex with someone else!!!
Lust Lesson's...by Blake Shelton - Guy's, reflex or not, when that special moment finally arrives NEVER reach out while shouting "Titties!!"
Lust Lesson's...by Blake Shelton - When in doubt about your partners name at "that" moment, just yell out your own name.. Weird, not wrong.
This one is just too good not to share....
Let me tell ya.... Carmex, though moist and spreadable, isn't that good on a sandwich
Ok I have seen some weird stores. But a batterries store. Ok that has to be the weirdest.
Blake is a riot on twitter. I joined to try to win free concert tickets via another artist I stalk. I tried to tweet Blake at Jimmy Kimmel live to come out and do a mini meet and greet for the couple of dozen of us who waited after the concert BUT I messed up and didn't tweet directly to Blake. I'm still learning
Stagecoach...07, 08, 09, 10, 11 & 12
I love his tweets. He is a riot for sure!
Anyone going to ZBB on Sunday?
I wanted to but I'm out of town for my birthday. =)
~Retired Capt. IHML~
What happens at Stagecoach, STILL stays at Stagecoach!
Come Friday night, My friends and I start peeling off them labels
Working hard all week puts beer on the table