Share your funny sober/ drunken/ boring/ exciting/ random stories.. Im just going to copy my previous story that I got "scolded" about because it contained alcohol.
So, I went to a bday party this past weekend and lets just say me, JD, and Grease Lightning get along a little too well...yes yes it was the john travolta version " go greased your burning up the quarter mile, greased lightning, go greased lightning" and at the end of the song, I slid on my knees between the birthday girl's legs. She was standing up with her legs together, I slid with my knees open and thats when it happens.It was awesome. classic rather. So I ended up going downtown in my pajama pants, because thats all I had in the car.
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02-10-2009, 10:26 AM #1Senior Member
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"Its time to take my drunk ass home, I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, its time to take my drunk ass home"
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02-10-2009, 10:27 AM #2Senior Member
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Haha..Hodgee you are too funny! LOVE THE STORY and that you are man enough to admit it...just need photo's as proof
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02-10-2009, 10:46 AM #3Forced Disciplinary
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02-10-2009, 10:49 AM #4Senior Member
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Re: The Everything thread.. so people cant complain about it.
I guess there is a video of it floating around, as soon as I get the link Ill be sure to post it.
"Its time to take my drunk ass home, I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, its time to take my drunk ass home"
Get in the TRUUUUCCCKKK!!
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02-10-2009, 11:16 AM #5Senior Member
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Can not wait to see this video you speak of!
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Re: The Everything thread.. so people cant complain about it.
Creepy.
Originally Posted by Countrygurl
Back in the saddle again for SC 2012!!
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02-10-2009, 12:07 PM #7Senior Member
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Definitely want to see the video Hodgee!
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02-13-2009, 10:29 AM #8Senior Member
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Saw the video, she accidently pushed stop like 20 seconds in
"Its time to take my drunk ass home, I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, its time to take my drunk ass home"
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02-13-2009, 10:42 AM #9spammer
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That is disturbing... hahaha but I couldn't look away... lol... how funny! Originally Posted by Countrygurl
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I like Hodgee5
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02-13-2009, 02:59 PM #11Senior Member
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bill...beware of the hodgeman!!! Don't say I didn't warn ya!! Originally Posted by oil_spill_bill
(ps: still love ya hodgee)
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02-13-2009, 05:10 PM #12Senior Member
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Everybody likes Hodgee...he is good people! If you don't like Hodgee, then there is something wrong with you... Originally Posted by oil_spill_bill
Holler and swaller!!!!
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02-13-2009, 05:44 PM #13Senior Member
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Wait..i thought it was the other way around!! teeehehee Originally Posted by honkytonkangel
Everybody likes Hodgee...he is good people! If you don't like Hodgee, then there is something wrong with you...
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Re: The Everything thread.. so people cant complain about it.
You know Kymery, that hurts my feelings... Sheesh
... Im gunna go cry, well cry then go to the SD zoo!!!! WOOOOO!!! Haha. Hey Bill why do you say that?
"Its time to take my drunk ass home, I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, its time to take my drunk ass home"
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02-14-2009, 08:06 AM #15Senior Member
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When you get to the monkey cages..wave at me k?? hehehheeee Originally Posted by hodgee5
You know Kymery, that hurts my feelings... Sheesh... Im gunna go cry, well cry then go to the SD zoo!!!! WOOOOO!!! Haha. Hey Bill why do you say that?
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02-14-2009, 02:49 PM #16Senior Member
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Cuz Hodgee rocks
You seem a little on the crazy side, maybe we're related.
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02-14-2009, 03:45 PM #17Senior Member
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Man, that place is huge! Holy cow! I havent been since I was a little kid, and it was enourmous.
Haha a little is an under statement."Its time to take my drunk ass home, I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, its time to take my drunk ass home"
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02-14-2009, 04:23 PM #18Senior Member
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Hey, you didn't wave hi to me in my monkey cage!! Didn't you see my big red ugly butt!?? Originally Posted by hodgee5
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02-14-2009, 04:34 PM #19Senior Member
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O you didnt see it, I waived, then turned around and gave you the same moon you gave me... haha
"Its time to take my drunk ass home, I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, its time to take my drunk ass home"
Get in the TRUUUUCCCKKK!!
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02-14-2009, 04:43 PM #20Senior Member
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Watch out for those damn monkeys they throw, ummmm, stuff
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