Share your funny sober/ drunken/ boring/ exciting/ random stories.. Im just going to copy my previous story that I got "scolded" about because it contained alcohol.
So, I went to a bday party this past weekend and lets just say me, JD, and Grease Lightning get along a little too well...yes yes it was the john travolta version " go greased your burning up the quarter mile, greased lightning, go greased lightning" and at the end of the song, I slid on my knees between the birthday girl's legs. She was standing up with her legs together, I slid with my knees open and thats when it happens.It was awesome. classic rather. So I ended up going downtown in my pajama pants, because thats all I had in the car.
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02-10-2009, 10:26 AM #1Senior Member
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"Its time to take my drunk ass home, I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone, hit on all the girls, sang every song, its time to take my drunk ass home"
Get in the TRUUUUCCCKKK!!
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Haha..Hodgee you are too funny! LOVE THE STORY and that you are man enough to admit it...just need photo's as proof
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Creepy.
Originally Posted by Countrygurl
Back in the saddle again for SC 2012!!
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That is disturbing... hahaha but I couldn't look away... lol... how funny! Originally Posted by Countrygurl
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Those were hilarious! Originally Posted by Countrygurl
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I have been trying like hell to get tickets to the MLB All Star game in Anaheim in July (on my birthday of all days) and I have entered every contest and ticket sale/giveaway I could for the last three months. I got accepted by the Angles Staduim deal to be eligable to buy tickets this morning on a first come first serve limited sale access starting at 9am sharp. I got on finally after many "technical difficulties" and was able to purchase the tickets.... when it came to actually buying them the price tag was $445 EACH for a strip of tickets which include the weekend family stuff, the HR derby and the actuall game. So if i wanted to go solo it would cost me basically a weeks salary (including beer and food and other stuff for three days) If i wanted to bring someone it would cost almost 1,000 friken dolars!!! before i even bought a hot dog!. Is this seriously how baseball fans are treated? I know the All Star game is huge and it is on my bucket list to go to a game, and how often does it come to a stadium 8 miles from home on my birthday.... But 1,000 F'n dollars!!! c'mon. Sorry, just wanted to vent...
I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
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