Tips for the ladies in year 2008 - Sorry Guys... ( I guess some could apply to you) ...
1. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
2. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
3. Go on the 30 day diet. ?(I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
4. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
5. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
6. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
7. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
8. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
9 . When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
10. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!
Got this in an e-mail and thought it was hilarious... Had to share it!