The Everything thread.. so people cant complain about it.

Share your funny sober/ drunken/ boring/ exciting/ random stories.. Im just going to copy my previous story that I got "scolded" about because it contained alcohol.

So, I went to a bday party this past weekend and lets just say me, JD, and Grease Lightning get along a little too well...yes yes it was the john travolta version " go greased your burning up the quarter mile, greased lightning, go greased lightning" and at the end of the song, I slid on my knees between the birthday girl's legs. She was standing up with her legs together, I slid with my knees open and thats when it happens.It was awesome. classic rather. So I ended up going downtown in my pajama pants, because thats all I had in the car.

Haha..Hodgee you are too funny! LOVE THE STORY and that you are man enough to admit it...just need photo's as proof

http://manbabies.com/

I guess there is a video of it floating around, as soon as I get the link Ill be sure to post it.

Can not wait to see this video you speak of! :)

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Originally Posted by Countrygurl

http://manbabies.com/

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Creepy.

Definitely want to see the video Hodgee!

Saw the video, she accidently pushed stop like 20 seconds in :(

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Originally Posted by Countrygurl

http://manbabies.com/

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That is disturbing... hahaha but I couldn't look away... lol... how funny!

I like Hodgee5

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Originally Posted by oil_spill_bill

I like Hodgee5

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bill...beware of the hodgeman!!! Don't say I didn't warn ya!!:eek:

(ps: still love ya hodgee)

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Originally Posted by oil_spill_bill

I like Hodgee5

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Everybody likes Hodgee...he is good people! If you don't like Hodgee, then there is something wrong with you...:p

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Originally Posted by honkytonkangel

Everybody likes Hodgee...he is good people! If you don't like Hodgee, then there is something wrong with you...:p

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Wait..i thought it was the other way around!! teeehehee

You know Kymery, that hurts my feelings... Sheesh ;)... Im gunna go cry, well cry then go to the SD zoo!!!! WOOOOO!!! Haha. Hey Bill why do you say that?

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Originally Posted by hodgee5

You know Kymery, that hurts my feelings... Sheesh ;)... Im gunna go cry, well cry then go to the SD zoo!!!! WOOOOO!!! Haha. Hey Bill why do you say that?

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When you get to the monkey cages..wave at me k?? hehehheeee

Cuz Hodgee rocks
You seem a little on the crazy side, maybe we're related.
"Get in theTRUUUCCCKKK"

Man, that place is huge! Holy cow! I havent been since I was a little kid, and it was enourmous.

Haha a little is an under statement.

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Originally Posted by hodgee5

Man, that place is huge! Holy cow! I havent been since I was a little kid, and it was enourmous.

Haha a little is an under statement.

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Hey, you didn't wave hi to me in my monkey cage!! Didn't you see my big red ugly butt!??:eek::D

O you didnt see it, I waived, then turned around and gave you the same moon you gave me... haha

Watch out for those damn monkeys they throw, ummmm, stuff