View Full Version : WHERE CAN I GET CUTE RICHARD SIMMONS SHORTS?
uscpsycho
04-23-2009, 09:56 AM
To go with my bedazzled man crop?
http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/richard_simmons.jpg
Miss B
04-23-2009, 09:57 AM
snort** lmfao ---i needed a good laugh!
Miss B
04-23-2009, 09:58 AM
To go with my bedazzled man crop?
http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/richard_simmons.jpg
why does this pic make me wanna go "heeeeeyyyyy..."?...lol
uscpsycho
04-23-2009, 09:59 AM
hoooooooooooooo
ASUsunDEVIL2012
04-23-2009, 10:19 AM
hahahahahaha thats the funniest thing that I have ever read... Try the Goodwill or Ebay!
IheartMillerLite
04-23-2009, 10:19 AM
Oh PLEASE wear that this weekend!!
Ms.JENN
04-23-2009, 10:20 AM
OMG I am crackin' up!
Strunkas
04-23-2009, 10:22 AM
seriously...they really have them at wal mart right now. IM DEAD SERIOUS. maybe invest in some and we could allll laugh our asses off all weeknd. make sure you wear that bedazzled shirt along with it
squirmysteph
04-23-2009, 10:25 AM
Please wear something under to "hold it all in".
;)
ASUsunDEVIL2012
04-23-2009, 10:25 AM
seriously...they really have them at wal mart right now. IM DEAD SERIOUS. maybe invest in some and we could allll laugh our asses off all weeknd. make sure you wear that bedazzled shirt along with it
I can see it now...:rolleyes:................. :eek:! lol
deegee83
04-23-2009, 07:28 PM
LMAO you are a hoot USC
unclefeiny
04-23-2009, 07:35 PM
I have a pair of shorts like those. They're red and say "Hello My Name Is" on the butt. They're from my old kickball team and the ladies love them.
onebadcountryboy2613
04-23-2009, 08:16 PM
how did i not notice this all day until now????
deegee83
04-23-2009, 08:18 PM
how did i not notice this all day until now????
too many others ahead of it but I bumped it up just now and hardly anybody's on...that's your story and I'm sticking to it LOL
onebadcountryboy2613
04-23-2009, 08:20 PM
lol, yeah, everyones either packin or already there, sucks i'm sittin at home, poopy
unclefeiny
04-23-2009, 08:27 PM
I was planning on packing tomorrow morning, but have thought about it and am now going to pack at 10:30 after Krod Mandoon. Don't worry, I'll be on here until then to make idle chit chat.
deegee83
04-23-2009, 08:29 PM
yeah and I wasn't even supposed to be at freakin home tonite, I was supposed to be on the deck at my favorite pub on the beach watching the sunset with my new beau....*grrrrrrrrr*
onebadcountryboy2613
04-23-2009, 08:31 PM
yeah and I wasn't even supposed to be at freakin home tonite, I was supposed to be on the deck at my favorite pub on the beach watching the sunset with my new beau....*grrrrrrrrr*
watching the sunset ey? so thats what there callin it now a days?? lol:D
deegee83
04-23-2009, 08:32 PM
watching the sunset ey? so thats what there callin it now a days?? lol:D
touche, bad!!!
:D
onebadcountryboy2613
04-23-2009, 08:35 PM
hahahahaha, i win.....wait a second why do you win??......cause i win
deegee83
04-23-2009, 08:46 PM
is the legendary man crop all done being bedazzled?
unclefeiny
04-23-2009, 08:48 PM
hahahahaha, i win.....wait a second why do you win??......cause i win
hooray for Big Daddy!
onebadcountryboy2613
04-23-2009, 09:34 PM
is the legendary man crop all done being bedazzled?
its a secret
IheartMillerLite
04-28-2009, 07:38 AM
I'm so disappointed you guys didn't come see me in your man crop!!
Raquellita
04-28-2009, 07:41 AM
I'm bummed that I missed the picture!
KittyLeigh
04-28-2009, 05:37 PM
I can't believe I didn't see this thread until AFTER.....and we somehow brought up Richard Simmons (with oompa loompas - hahahaha) in our drunken discussions Sunday night. hahahaha
unclefeiny
04-28-2009, 05:46 PM
I almost wore my short shorts, but in the end felt that no pockets would not be a good idea.
temo223
04-28-2009, 08:12 PM
I can't believe I didn't see this thread until AFTER.....and we somehow brought up Richard Simmons (with oompa loompas - hahahaha) in our drunken discussions Sunday night. hahahaha
Good times:)
onebadcountryboy2613
04-28-2009, 08:36 PM
dude i "forgot" them while packin, there's always next year!!
uscpsycho
04-28-2009, 08:42 PM
Maybe next year FF can get short shorts for everyone instead of shirts. I'm sure we can come up with a clever slogan to put on our asses.
KittyLeigh
04-29-2009, 12:31 PM
Maybe next year FF can get short shorts for everyone instead of shirts. I'm sure we can come up with a clever slogan to put on our asses.
haha - if that's gonna be the plan - I'm heading to the gym NOW! hahaha
unclefeiny
04-29-2009, 12:43 PM
Maybe next year FF can get short shorts for everyone instead of shirts. I'm sure we can come up with a clever slogan to put on our asses.
Just make sure we have pockets! Otherwise we all have to wear fanny packs, no thank you to that.
Raquellita
04-29-2009, 12:49 PM
haha - if that's gonna be the plan - I'm heading to the gym NOW! hahaha
I should've started three months ago!
unclefeiny
04-29-2009, 12:51 PM
no gym time required, we love you gals just the way you are! me on the other hand, time to start running.
IheartMillerLite
04-29-2009, 02:27 PM
Aw, thanks! But if words are gonna be across my ass, I MUST go work out. Like every day until SC. And I'm with you, NO fannypacks!
festivalfan
04-29-2009, 02:57 PM
Maybe next year FF can get short shorts for everyone instead of shirts. I'm sure we can come up with a clever slogan to put on our asses.
ha ha...we did talk about possibilities for next year didn't we...but i thought we were talking about shirts again..
i've gotta find a man crop for the brave guys...!!
tgcali
04-29-2009, 03:10 PM
I. Will. Not. Wear. Shorts. With. Words. On. My. Blubber. Butt. Backside.
Just so ya know....
NO WOMAN OVER 25 or above a size 4 should have words on their butt. We already see too much of that at Stagecoach to last a lifetime.
I guess if FF does "butt" wording then I guess I have to have mine on the Deluxe Depends version. :eek: :mad:
uscpsycho
04-29-2009, 03:58 PM
LOL @ the people who will wear Richard Simmons butt huggers but not a fanny pack.
The ladies shorts can say Stagecoach Badonkadonk.
deegee83
04-29-2009, 04:59 PM
LOL @ the people who will wear Richard Simmons butt huggers but not a fanny pack.
The ladies shorts can say Stagecoach Badonkadonk.
nice way to try and change the subject away from the fact that you burned us all by not sharing your man-crop on Saturday!!!!
uscpsycho
04-29-2009, 05:06 PM
I don't think I'm ever going to live that down. lol
At least I posted a picture of the man crop, and I left up this time. Isn't that the same thing???
deegee83
04-29-2009, 05:09 PM
You did??? what thread, and what number please. Gotta see you without real clothes on as much as I can!!!
uscpsycho
04-29-2009, 05:19 PM
You did??? what thread, and what number please. Gotta see you without real clothes on as much as I can!!!
Why you poking fun at me? :o
It's in tank thread #400. But remember, there are some things you can't unsee.
Where are the half-naked pictures of you and everyone else???
deegee83
04-29-2009, 05:36 PM
aw come on, that's a cool picture, nothing to be ashamed of at all. Nice abs! Nice guns, too. Hmmm.....
uscpsycho
04-29-2009, 05:45 PM
Thanks!
But I think I look like tool in that picture. And I felt like an idiot pinning my shirt up and taking pictures of myself dressed like that. I had to do it a bunch of times to get it right. It was ridiculous. But nobody else seems to think it's as bad as I do. Or at least nobody has come out and tell me so :rolleyes:
KittyLeigh
04-29-2009, 06:27 PM
LOL @ the people who will wear Richard Simmons butt huggers but not a fanny pack.
The ladies shorts can say Stagecoach Badonkadonk.
Well, my rear is definitely big enough to have all that spelled out on it! haha
unclefeiny
04-29-2009, 06:33 PM
LOL @ the people who will wear Richard Simmons butt huggers but not a fanny pack.
The ladies shorts can say Stagecoach Badonkadonk.
I wear "booty shorts" for kickball and a lot of times in costumes, my last two were Deputy Dangle from Reno 911 and Goldmember, but am not a big fan of the fanny pack. I've got a reputation to uphold.
uscpsycho
04-29-2009, 06:46 PM
Ah yes. Now I understand. I can see how wearing a fanny pack might tarnish your reputation as booty short boy ;)
FF - You've got strict orders to make sure the shorts have pockets in order to protect unclefeiny's reputation!
unclefeiny
04-29-2009, 07:02 PM
Thank you, we've all got our thing, mine is booty shorts and no fanny pack. I'm not here to judge if someone else's thing is fanny packs.
festivalfan
04-29-2009, 08:51 PM
Ah yes. Now I understand. I can see how wearing a fanny pack might tarnish your reputation as booty short boy ;)
FF - You've got strict orders to make sure the shorts have pockets in order to protect unclefeiny's reputation!
I'll be in touch with you before we design our 2010 shirts..need to cover all bases next year..
uscpsycho
04-29-2009, 08:55 PM
I'll be in touch with you before we design our 2010 shirts..need to cover all bases next year..
No shirts. Shorts :D
unclefeiny
04-29-2009, 09:07 PM
WITH POCKETS!
uscpsycho
04-30-2009, 12:44 AM
LMAO!
gaypalmsprings
04-30-2009, 06:09 AM
http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/cartoonbrokeback.gif
deegee83
04-30-2009, 08:16 AM
I'll be in touch with you before we design our 2010 shirts..need to cover all bases next year..
Well, maybe not ALL bases. We need something showing. :eek:
onebadcountryboy2613
04-30-2009, 11:24 AM
Well, maybe not ALL bases. We need something showing. :eek:
dangggggggg, lol
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w217/lyrictyme/?action=view¤t=StageCoach3135.flv
tgcali
04-30-2009, 01:08 PM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w217/lyrictyme/?action=view¤t=StageCoach3135.flv
OMG!!!:eek:
I would thank you for sharing that.....but.......:eek:
deegee83
04-30-2009, 01:12 PM
OMG!!!:eek:
I would thank you for sharing that.....but.......:eek:
Oh. My. GAWWWWWD.
LMAO !!!!!!!!
unclefeiny
04-30-2009, 01:13 PM
THAT CAN BE US NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!
I know psycho is in, who else?
WestCoastLady
04-30-2009, 01:16 PM
I didn't realize that was really SC until I saw someone walk by with the misters....
OMG - so glad I didn't see them.....
deegee83
04-30-2009, 01:19 PM
THAT CAN BE US NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!
I know psycho is in, who else?
No way, it can't be, you guys are too cool to be acting like those fools. We won't allow it!
tgcali
04-30-2009, 02:04 PM
No way, it can't be, you guys are too cool to be acting like those fools. We won't allow it!
I agree. We can't let you guys go there. We just can't.
*shudder*
temo223
04-30-2009, 02:11 PM
Not even if they paid me...lol.
uscpsycho
04-30-2009, 03:01 PM
Grrrrrr... You guys all wanted us to wear something equally ridiculous this year.
At least y'all have come to your senses about not wanting us to humiliate ourselves next year.
tgcali
04-30-2009, 03:13 PM
You were cute in your man-crop. They are scary in their cut off jeans and boots.
Men should NEVER wear cut off jeans. Ever. Period.
gaypalmsprings
04-30-2009, 03:23 PM
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Third+Annual+Nutrition+Advisory+Council+Symposium+ r4xVtdEacKSl.jpg
uscpsycho
04-30-2009, 03:23 PM
You were cute in your man-crop. They are scary in their cut off jeans and boots.
Men should NEVER wear cut off jeans. Ever. Period.
You say cute. But you guys aren't ridiculing me because it's all in context here. Maybe those guys are on some other message board where the members think it's "cute" that they're wearing daisy dukes -- but everyone else thinks it's LOCO.
You know what I mean? You guys think it's OK but I'd end up being a laughing stock to everyone else. If you saw some random dude wearing a cut off shirt you'd be laughing at his pathetic ass. Guys shouldn't wear cut off jeans OR cut off shirts!
unclefeiny
04-30-2009, 07:00 PM
Is this scary?
WestCoastLady
04-30-2009, 07:03 PM
Is this scary?
Very.
temo223
04-30-2009, 07:06 PM
And funny too!:)
unclefeiny
04-30-2009, 07:09 PM
Very.
Letter to my self esteem:
I guess it's time for you to go now. It was nice having you around. Maybe we'll hang out again sometime.
uscpsycho
04-30-2009, 10:25 PM
Letter to my self esteem:
I guess it's time for you to go now. It was nice having you around. Maybe we'll hang out again sometime.
I think what they meant to say is it was cute.
deegee83
05-01-2009, 09:13 AM
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Third+Annual+Nutrition+Advisory+Council+Symposium+ r4xVtdEacKSl.jpg
That better be a hand hanging down in between Richard's legs........:eek::eek::eek::eek:
unclefeiny
05-01-2009, 10:14 AM
I think what they meant to say is it was cute.
Oh, that totally makes sense. Sometimes people do have typos, it's just part of the internet.
tgcali
05-01-2009, 10:20 AM
I think what they meant to say is it was cute.
Of course it was cute. In a OMG kind of way.......:p
unclefeiny
05-01-2009, 05:16 PM
I've got another party tomorrow night with yet another ridiculous outfit with short shorts. It's really not my fault I always have to wear these things, but I'll post pics.
deegee83
05-01-2009, 09:59 PM
I've got another party tomorrow night with yet another ridiculous outfit with short shorts. It's really not my fault I always have to wear these things, but I'll post pics.
PICTURES, yay, we want pictures!!!
gaypalmsprings
05-02-2009, 06:04 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/257266985_c71a8adb42.jpg
ASUsunDEVIL2012
05-02-2009, 12:33 PM
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w217/lyrictyme/?action=view¤t=StageCoach3135.flv
LMAO!
unclefeiny
05-03-2009, 01:31 AM
I won best costume at the 80's party tonight! Awesome short shorts I must admit. Pictures to come.
gaypalmsprings
05-03-2009, 01:21 PM
http://www.businesstravellogue.com/files/2007/04/richard-simmons.jpg
IheartMillerLite
05-04-2009, 07:55 AM
I won best costume at the 80's party tonight! Awesome short shorts I must admit. Pictures to come.
Can't wait!
unclefeiny
05-04-2009, 07:16 PM
I haven't seen any good pics of my costume yet, but this is what I've seen so far. Not sure what the dude is doing in the second pic, but luckily, there was a window between us.
I went as a porn star who was popular in the 70's and was having trouble adapting to life in the 80's and being over the hill.
unclefeiny
05-04-2009, 07:58 PM
Here's another pic.
deegee83
05-04-2009, 08:49 PM
great job feiny, congrats on the win! your costume sounds amazing
unclefeiny
05-04-2009, 11:07 PM
Thanks, I put so much work into the outfit, it's nice to be recognized, I have so many people to thank for this award. Actually, I thought of the outfit the day before the party and put it all together in a couple of hours, but it was fun.
uscpsycho
05-04-2009, 11:16 PM
I haven't seen any good pics of my costume yet, but this is what I've seen so far. Not sure what the dude is doing in the second pic, but luckily, there was a window between us.
I went as a porn star who was popular in the 70's and was having trouble adapting to life in the 80's and being over the hill.
You pulled off the man crop and butt huggers all at once. You should get some kind of SCMB award for that!
deegee83
05-05-2009, 09:08 AM
Ditto what psycho said!!! amen!!!
unclefeiny
05-05-2009, 09:29 AM
aww, thanks guys
IheartMillerLite
05-05-2009, 10:43 AM
You rocked that costume!!
unclefeiny
05-05-2009, 11:36 AM
thanks, y'all are too nice to me, I've got some other pics I've been tagged in on my facebook page
KittyLeigh
05-05-2009, 11:49 AM
hahaha - AWESOME outfit!
unclefeiny
05-05-2009, 02:47 PM
Thanks Kitty. I found a couple good pics for everyone's enjoyment.
By the way, that sunburn is still from Stagecoach
onebadcountryboy2613
05-05-2009, 03:40 PM
nice sunburn brother, yeah i had one for about a week!!
unclefeiny
05-05-2009, 03:51 PM
nice sunburn brother, yeah i had one for about a week!!
thanks, it's still peeling pretty good, it took almost a week before I could even wear a shirt, but now the pain is gone for the most part and I'm just waiting for the rest to peel off so I can get back out in the sun (I know, I never learn)
deegee83
05-06-2009, 09:50 AM
great pics. was Madonna there part of the prize package? she's a cutie!!! did you score?
unclefeiny
05-06-2009, 10:57 AM
great pics. was Madonna there part of the prize package? she's a cutie!!! did you score?
I got the idea that it would be funny to try get into other bars dressed as I was. I rallied the troops, went out to my car, then found out nobody else was coming. So I went to another bar, didn't get in, and went home sad and alone.
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