Just to get an idea...

[realgirl]

I'm single! Just thought it might be a good heads up for some people haha it's all in good fun.

[tgcali]

Single.:(






Damn. I've gone from pissed to laughing to bummed. I feel so.......female.

[Miss B]

single! and accepting applications..lol

[WestCoastLady]

Single. :)

[tgcali]

single! and accepting applications..lol

Can I borrow this one?

Ditto!

[Miss B]

sure! :)

[uscpsycho]

Single!

[onebadcountryboy2613]

dating and asking her to marry me at SC! not sure if this is a smart idea or a not so smart idea, she keeps me in check so thats gotta be a good thing, be glad i'm not single and going to SC, be very glad

[Miss B]

dating and asking her to marry me at SC! not sure if this is a smart idea or a not so smart idea, she keeps me in check so thats gotta be a good thing, be glad i'm not single and going to SC, be very glad

lucky lucky girl! to be proposed to at SC! i think that is so sweet!

[socalcountrygrl]

Single and LUV IT!!!!

[onebadcountryboy2613]

lucky lucky girl! to be proposed to at SC! i think that is so sweet!

yeah, it was really easy to figure out, i'm a dumb redneck who could never actually plan a epic proposal. SC just made sense

[realgirl]

dating and asking her to marry me at SC! not sure if this is a smart idea or a not so smart idea, she keeps me in check so thats gotta be a good thing, be glad i'm not single and going to SC, be very glad

This is a really cute idea, I think she will love it! It will definitely be a memorable moment and a good story to tell.

[socalcountrygrl]

Hope That All Works Out For Ya :)

[sfgiantsbella650]

single

[onebadcountryboy2613]

thank you everyone, see ya in the forum!!!

[deegee83]

dating and asking her to marry me at SC! not sure if this is a smart idea or a not so smart idea, she keeps me in check so thats gotta be a good thing, be glad i'm not single and going to SC, be very glad


very cool of ya, I'm sure she will say YES!!!!:cool:

[Miss B]

we need more men on this poll.....

[uscpsycho]

NOT! :)

[Miss B]

NOT! :)

haha your the only one! you can't handle all of us!lol

[onebadcountryboy2613]

i got your back bro

[robertdv]

Dating. Sorry girls. I'm comitted to my beautiful girlfriend.

[uscpsycho]

Do not underestimate Mr. Psycho!

[Miss B]

i forgot about you countryboy but your taken anyway ;)

[uscpsycho]

i got your back bro

You gonna hook me up with a shirt too?

[Miss B]

Do not underestimate Mr. Psycho!

we'll give you a chance;):)

[deegee83]

as if you all couldn't tell by the raunchy posts I am waaaaaay too single for my own good.

[uscpsycho]

we'll give you a chance;):)
I won't let ya down! :)

[socalcountrygrl]

OMG...Get A Room Already!!!

[Miss B]

lmaO!

[Raquellita]

OMG...Get A Room Already!!!

Too friggin' funny

[Miss B]

I won't let ya down! :)

better not!

[uscpsycho]

OMG...Get A Room Already!!!
LOL

You mean tent, don't ya?

[Strunkas]

DATING, taken for the past 5 and a half years of my life

[JESIMC]

SINGLE and loving it

[tgcali]

I won't let ya down! :)

Promises, promises.

[socalcountrygrl]

A Lot Of Talk :)

[tgcali]

Put up or shut up.:p

[Miss B]

A Lot Of Talk :)

i think so...

[uscpsycho]

Oh y'all of little faith... tsk tsk

[Ms.JENN]

Me = single
My bro = single
My friend = single
My cousin = single.. We are a singles crowd!

[Miss B]

Oh y'all of little faith... tsk tsk

like i said we'll give you a chance...lol;)

[Miss B]

Me = single
My bro = single
My friend = single
My cousin = single.. We are a singles crowd!

i think the majority will be a giant singles crowd lol

[realgirl]

Me = single
My bro = single
My friend = single
My cousin = single.. We are a singles crowd!

that's what i like to hear ;)

[IheartMillerLite]

Single and will be looking for cougar bait. hahahhahahahha

[deegee83]

Single and will be looking for cougar bait. hahahhahahahha


on the prowl with ya IHML!!! meowwwwwwwwwwww!!!

[Rose]

Divorced

[Miss B]

thinking of taking out an ad - cowboy-WANTED- lmao

[IheartMillerLite]

on the prowl with ya IHML!!! meowwwwwwwwwwww!!!

We can have our own tribe of cougars. hahahahh

[deegee83]

We can have our own tribe of cougars. hahahahh

perfect....hunting is better when done in a pack

[deegee83]

thinking of taking out an ad - cowboy-WANTED- lmao
LMAO good one!!

[IheartMillerLite]

thinking of taking out an ad - cowboy-WANTED- lmao

Steph, KL and I are holding Cowboy Cabana Boy Auditions. I will need hot boys to bring me drinks on my bum ankle. You're welcome to join us!

[tgcali]

Steph, KL and I are holding Cowboy Cabana Boy Auditions. I will need hot boys to bring me drinks on my bum ankle. You're welcome to join us!

Did you mean Brittany?

[Miss B]

Steph, KL and I are holding Cowboy Cabana Boy Auditions. I will need hot boys to bring me drinks on my bum ankle. You're welcome to join us!
i just might have to do that! lol i thought a cowboy would be good but a cowboy cabana boy --even better:D

[Miss B]

Did you mean Brittany?

i think we can both join

[tgcali]

Any chance of getting a part time "assistant" because of my hand? As in, say, after Little Bit goes to sleep.....

[squirmysteph]

Except tight jeans instead of a speedo on our cabana boys! ;)

[Rose]

hunting for cabana cowboy's in the wilds of Indio California for IHML....I've got my lasso, count me in!!!

I've done it before hehehe. HE WAS NOT GAY!!! :p

[tgcali]

Except tight jeans instead of a speedo on our cabana boys! ;)

*ACK!* Yes please!

[deegee83]

Except tight jeans instead of a speedo on our cabana boys! ;)

nice......what else do we need - a good tan on the bod is what I like.

[Miss B]

Except tight jeans instead of a speedo on our cabana boys! ;)

oh that is a definite! NO SPEEDOS PLEASE!

[squirmysteph]

Haha, yes TG...we'll hire a part-timer for you. =P

[Miss B]

nice......what else do we need - a good tan on the bod is what I like.


a cowboy hat is the sexiest thing a man can wear:D

[ValinVegas]

Single and will be looking for cougar bait. hahahhahahahha

to funny! i dont know when someones considered a cougar...but ill take some too! ha!

me and my best friend are single and enjoying it!!

[Miss B]

hunting for cabana cowboy's in the wilds of Indio California for IHML....I've got my lasso, count me in!!!

I've done it before hehehe. HE WAS NOT GAY!!! :p

just had a visual of you chasing some guy down.. and lassoing him. is lassoing a word? lol i have no idea

[NicoleErin]

Single and so are my friends who are joining me!

[tgcali]

Thank you Steph.

[KUZN EDY]

Nobody posted for the married men yet... WTF? They must be afraid of their wives... Anyway sorry girls, this 220lb, balding, white trash, construction working, double figure salary, dream boat is off the market. I just hope you single ladies one day will get a catch like me!

[Miss B]

hahaha i hope so too KUZN EDY

[tgcali]

Edy you kill me!

[deegee83]

Nobody posted for the married men yet... WTF? They must be afraid of their wives... Anyway sorry girls, this 220lb, balding, white trash, construction working, double figure salary, dream boat is off the market. I just hope you single ladies one day will get a catch like me!


dam! all the good ones are always taken!!!

[caligirlUCR]

Single and Ready to Mingle!! ;)

[Rose]

Nobody posted for the married men yet... WTF? They must be afraid of their wives... Anyway sorry girls, this 220lb, balding, white trash, construction working, double figure salary, dream boat is off the market. I just hope you single ladies one day will get a catch like me!

Do you have a single brother?

[uscpsycho]

dam! all the good ones are always taken!!!
Well there are a few "OK" guys available.

Will y'all settle for a city clicker in a black sleeveless man crop?

[KUZN EDY]

Do you have a single brother?

No, but my friends are comercial fisherman, roofers, rodeo clowns, dairy farmers, and septic tank cleaners.... Maybe i can hook you up with one them.

[Miss B]

Well there are a few "OK" guys available.

Will y'all settle for a city clicker in a black sleeveless man crop?
gotta love a man with a sense of humor :)

[squirmysteph]

Thank you Steph.

No problemo! No injury here, but I've got a position open! ;)


Nobody posted for the married men yet... WTF? They must be afraid of their wives... Anyway sorry girls, this 220lb, balding, white trash, construction working, double figure salary, dream boat is off the market. I just hope you single ladies one day will get a catch like me!

LoL A girl can only dream. ;)


Do you have a single brother?

Or any relatives, really....:p

[Ms.JENN]

I have been single for a year and a half and it's the best decision I have ever made! I am making more money than ever, I have the opportunity to do whatever/whenever (travel!!!!!), and I really am not interested in anything any time soon! I got a taste of this life and it's what I like!

[carslikes2party]

Single and so are my friends who are joining me!


:D Yep and there is nothing wrong with that!

[tgcali]

Well there are a few "OK" guys available.

Will y'all settle for a city clicker in a black sleeveless man crop?

We might be pursuaded!

You're too funny...

[deegee83]

Well there are a few "OK" guys available.

Will y'all settle for a city clicker in a black sleeveless man crop?

maybe, it depends on how he works it!!!

[Rose]

No, but my friends are comercial fisherman, roofers, rodeo clowns, dairy farmers, and septic tank cleaners.... Maybe i can hook you up with one them.

Commercial Fisherman - I love sushi
Roofer - loves hot and sweaty
Rodeo Clown - a man who PBR guys respect!!!
Dairy Farmer - a man who knows how to tweak a nipple.
Septic tank cleaner - a man who knows his shit.

KUZN EDY....we need to be best buddies

[deegee83]

Commercial Fisherman - I love sushi
Roofer - loves hot and sweaty
Rodeo Clown - a man who PBR guys respect!!!
Dairy Farmer - a man who knows how to tweak a nipple.
Septic tank cleaner - a man who knows his shit.

KUZN EDY....we need to be best buddies


Rose you are too freakin' funny girl!!!

[tgcali]

Commercial Fisherman - I love sushi
Roofer - loves hot and sweaty
Rodeo Clown - a man who PBR guys respect!!!
Dairy Farmer - a man who knows how to tweak a nipple.
Septic tank cleaner - a man who knows his shit.

KUZN EDY....we need to be best buddies

Ah Rose! I love it!!

I'll take.....the dairy farmer.....or maybe the roofer......




What?

[onebadcountryboy2613]

yet again, another thread goes downhill quickly, and i'll see what i can do about the shirt uscpsycho, mabye i'll custom design your so called "man crop", put some sparkles on it perhaps, it'll be dashing!! lol

[tgcali]

yet again, another thread goes downhill quickly, and i'll see what i can do about the shirt uscpsycho, mabye i'll custom design your so called "man crop", put some sparkles on it perhaps, it'll be dashing!! lol

Downhill? Never tried that, thanks for the tip.


Dashing? You're gonna make Mr. Psycho dashing with sparkles? Bless you Son, bless you for that.

[uscpsycho]

maybe, it depends on how he works it!!!
References are available.

yet again, another thread goes downhill quickly, and i'll see what i can do about the shirt uscpsycho, mabye i'll custom design your so called "man crop", put some sparkles on it perhaps, it'll be dashing!! lol
Oh great! I'm going to have a bedazzled man crop!

I should've waited before I took the picture!

[onebadcountryboy2613]

References are available.

Oh great! I'm going to have a bedazzled man crop!

I should've waited before I took the picture!

at least you'll be one of a kind!! lol

[sc09orBust]

love the singleness on the poll...i am single.... it awesomeness!!

[onebadcountryboy2613]

Downhill? Never tried that, thanks for the tip.


Dashing? You're gonna make Mr. Psycho dashing with sparkles? Bless you Son, bless you for that.

gotta keep it original, try to keep yall on your toes

[tractorpilot]

single! and accepting applications..lol


I'm single & auditioning

[tgcali]

References are available.

Oh great! I'm going to have a bedazzled man crop!

I should've waited before I took the picture!

Based on that picture I think you'd be Hott in a bedazzled man-crop...
References will be checked.


I'm single & auditioning

References?

[tgcali]

You people are making me so bad....I like it.:D

[Miss B]

I'm single & auditioning

auditions can be arranged

[Miss B]

Based on that picture I think you'd be Hott in a bedazzled man-crop...
References will be checked.



References?

a must! lol

[uscpsycho]

Based on that picture I think you'd be Hott in a bedazzled man-crop...
I have a feeling you'd think any guy with a bottle of Cuervo and a beer is Hott. http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/harhar.gif

[Miss B]

I have a feeling you'd think any guy with a bottle of Cuervo and a beer is Hott. http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/harhar.gif

i know i do..lol;)

[uscpsycho]

Where have all you horny, drunk, easy, alcohol abusing, country music loving cowgirls been all my life??? http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/scratchhead.gif

[tgcali]

I have a feeling you'd think any guy with a bottle of Cuervo and a beer is Hott. http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/harhar.gif

You say that like it's a bad thing.













I do have some standards. Not many, but some...

[Miss B]

Where have all you horny, drunk, easy, alcohol abusing, country loving cowgirls been all my life??? http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/scratchhead.gif

looking for you cowboys!:eek:

[tgcali]

Where have all you horny, drunk, easy, alcohol abusing, country music loving cowgirls been all my life??? http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/scratchhead.gif

Where you weren't looking. Over in the corner being ignored because we don't belong on the pages of a magazine.

[Ms.JENN]

Where have all you horny, drunk, easy, alcohol abusing, country music loving cowgirls been all my life??? http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/scratchhead.gif

I am still lookin' for that "8 second ride of my life".... ;) Ya know, the one you will NEVER forget?

[Miss B]

Where you weren't looking. Over in the corner being ignored because we don't belong on the pages of a magazine.

so true tg!

[tgcali]

I think that's just a myth.

[tgcali]

so true tg!

Seriously.

[uscpsycho]

I am still lookin' for that "8 second ride of my life".... ;) Ya know, the one you will NEVER forget?

I'm your man! I'm good for at least nine.

[tgcali]

I'm your man! I'm good for at least nine.

I keep saying this. Prove it. Put up or shut up.:cool:

[Ms.JENN]

I keep saying this. Prove it. Put up or shut up.:cool:


I love that saying haha!~

[tgcali]

Everytime I say it, they go bye-bye. Things that make you go 'Hmmm'.

[Miss B]

Everytime I say it, they go bye-bye. Things that make you go 'Hmmm'.

i don't think they can hang!:eek: guess we'll have to keep looking for a real cowboy

[tgcali]

I keep scaring them off.........my bad.

[squirmysteph]

Where you weren't looking. Over in the corner being ignored because we don't belong on the pages of a magazine.

Not the magazines people enjoy reading at least....:p

[tgcali]

Not the magazines people enjoy reading at least....:p

Yeah.....I don't think they'd want to see me on the pages of ANY magazine!:eek:

[Miss B]

I keep scaring them off.........my bad.

thats ok ----

i only want a real man. your helping us weed out the wimps lol

[tgcali]

thats ok ----

i only want a real man. your helping us weed out the wimps lol

OK, we'll go with that one. I like the way you think!

[Miss B]

I like the way you think!

right back at ya

[KUZN EDY]

Commercial Fisherman - I love sushi
Roofer - loves hot and sweaty
Rodeo Clown - a man who PBR guys respect!!!
Dairy Farmer - a man who knows how to tweak a nipple.
Septic tank cleaner - a man who knows his shit.

KUZN EDY....we need to be best buddies

Thats the funiest thing ive ever read on this board!!!!!!

Any of these men would be perfect for a woman:
Commercial Fisherman - Knows its good where its deep
Roofer - Finishes the job on top
Rodeo Clown - Lasts longer than your favorite cowboy
Dairy Farmer - knows how to tweak a nipple. (too good to change)
Septic tank cleaner - It takes a long hose for a job like that

[tgcali]

LMAO!

[tractorpilot]

I ain't scared just trying. To read these post @ each customer. Is it Thurs day yet.

[tgcali]

I ain't scared just trying. To read these post @ each customer. Is it Thurs day yet.

OK then. That's acceptable.



Just teasin'.:p

[realgirl]

Thats the funiest thing ive ever read on this board!!!!!!

Any of these men would be perfect for a woman:
Commercial Fisherman - Knows its good where its deep
Roofer - Finishes the job on top
Rodeo Clown - Lasts longer than your favorite cowboy
Dairy Farmer - knows how to tweak a nipple. (too good to change)
Septic tank cleaner - It takes a long hose for a job like that

Lol!!!! This is great. Rose's was great too. All these Stagecoach fans are too hilarious I hope I can keep up this weekend.

[deegee83]

Where have all you horny, drunk, easy, alcohol abusing, country music loving cowgirls been all my life??? http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/scratchhead.gif


We've been at UCLA!!!!!!!!! ;)

[temo223]

We've been at UCLA!!!!!!!!! ;)

LOL...That's a good one deegee:)

[deegee83]

And at one particular sorority house, I might add!!!

[temo223]

LOL..

[onebadcountryboy2613]

if its alpha phi, i know all about that!!

[uscpsycho]

We've been at UCLA!!!!!!!!! ;)
I don't want to be checking for ticks.

[tgcali]

I don't want to be checking for ticks.

Shame on you.

[uscpsycho]

Shame on you.

Them bRuin girls gots ticks I tell ya!

http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/tomato.gif

[tgcali]

Them bRuin girls gots ticks I tell ya!

http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/tomato.gif

You are rotten to the core!




Me too...:D

[Nonny]

Commercial Fisherman - I love sushi
Roofer - loves hot and sweaty
Rodeo Clown - a man who PBR guys respect!!!
Dairy Farmer - a man who knows how to tweak a nipple.
Septic tank cleaner - a man who knows his shit.

KUZN EDY....we need to be best buddies

LMAO!!!!!

[deegee83]

Them bRuin girls gots ticks I tell ya!

http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/tomato.gif

so what? you still want to party with us!

[uscpsycho]

so what? you still want to party with us!

Yup http://i.slickdeals.net/images/smilies2/cheers.gif

[tgcali]

Silly question!

[temo223]

Silly question!

How the heck do you catch up so fast?...lol. I'm dragin' here:)

[tgcali]

How the heck do you catch up so fast?...lol. I'm dragin' here:)

I'm a fast reader?

[temo223]

I guess so..lol. I'm still learning:)

[tgcali]

*best not to mention that I'm on Facebook, Myspace and playing solitaire right now too....*

[uscpsycho]

How the heck do you catch up so fast?...lol. I'm dragin' here:)
I've got the same problem.

Stick to the thread for slow people. It's made just for people like us!

[tgcali]

*Must not comment on Mr. Psycho's........speed issues*

[WestCoastLady]

:) Too true tg

[tgcali]

:) Too true tg

Well, he got a little twitchy with me earlier today so I thought I'd be nice.

[temo223]

I've got the same problem.

Stick to the thread for slow people. It's made just for people like us!

That is so true.:)

[uscpsycho]

*Must not comment on Mr. Psycho's........speed issues*


:) Too true tg

I already told you guys, I have references!

[caligirlUCR]

Well then u should bring them this weekend

[tgcali]

Well, I'm waiting for them!

[temo223]

I'm trying to get my packing done but I don't want to leave because I'll never catch up!..lol.

[caligirlUCR]

lol . . . i know people are so fast on this thing . . .

[tgcali]

Bring it all over to the computer. Then you can do both!

[NicoleErin]

I'm trying to get my packing done but I don't want to leave because I'll never catch up!..lol.

Welcome to my world! With not being able to sit in front of my comp at work...I just join in part way through! Like now!

And two days away...still no packing, nor shopping has been done.

[onebadcountryboy2613]

Welcome to my world! With not being able to sit in front of my comp at work...I just join in part way through! Like now!

And two days away...still no packing, nor shopping has been done.

you better get on that or you'll be stressin the day of

[NicoleErin]

you better get on that or you'll be stressin the day of

Day of?! Psh...we're leaving first thing Fri am! Thursday night I'll be stressing! I can't pack tomorrow night -- important hockey game!

[onebadcountryboy2613]

Day of?! Psh...we're leaving first thing Fri am! Thursday night I'll be stressing! I can't pack tomorrow night -- important hockey game!

got ya, priorities will get ya everytime, just gotta pick which one is more important at the time......my boss keeps telling me that.....right after he yells at me for making the wrong choice

[temo223]

Bring it all over to the computer. Then you can do both!

lol...I'm tryin'...:)

[NicoleErin]

got ya, priorities will get ya everytime, just gotta pick which one is more important at the time......my boss keeps telling me that.....right after he yells at me for making the wrong choice

haha! Both will get done...just with added stress -- nothing I can't handle! I'll have time to relax this weekend, right?

[tgcali]

Good!

[onebadcountryboy2613]

haha! Both will get done...just with added stress -- nothing I can't handle! I'll have time to relax this weekend, right?

yeah okay, relax, so thats what they call it, hmmmm

[horsephotographer]

Nobody posted for the married men yet... WTF? They must be afraid of their wives... Anyway sorry girls, this 220lb, balding, white trash, construction working, double figure salary, dream boat is off the market. I just hope you single ladies one day will get a catch like me!
Ok I just laughed so hard my wine almost left my mouth..
You should be proud....
I'm married 18 years to my best friend...Go find one girls and guys....:D