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DISNEYCHIC2
06-10-2008, 10:24 AM
Tips for the ladies in year 2008 - Sorry Guys... ( I guess some could apply to you):D ...

1. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

2. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

3. Go on the 30 day diet. ?(I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

4. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

5. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

6. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

7. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

8. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

9 . When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

10. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!

Got this in an e-mail and thought it was hilarious... Had to share it!

horsephotographer
06-10-2008, 02:07 PM
Disney..
Love it....:)

Rose
06-10-2008, 02:15 PM
I love #3
I have to remember #10 on a daily basis.

horsephotographer
06-10-2008, 03:31 PM
I love #3
I have to remember #10 on a daily basis.
Haaaaa...
Good one rose...:)

horsephotographer
06-14-2008, 09:42 AM
I can't wait to see the new photos from the ghost bar last night...
See ya sunday....:)

Cooter
06-14-2008, 12:24 PM
http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/wife-wash-clothes-job.jpg

honkytonkangel
06-14-2008, 01:08 PM
Haha!! That is HILARIOUS!!!:D

Kymery
06-14-2008, 01:42 PM
hahah only you Cooter! love it!

horsephotographer
06-14-2008, 03:51 PM
What do you get when watching three bears in the woods?








Yes thats it...lol